1 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,970 Dude, do you know they make silent window shades? 2 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,640 Some woman in Washington invented them 3 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,849 back in the early '90s. 4 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,143 Since when is the sound of opening and closing shades 5 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,728 so disruptive that it has to be alleviated? 6 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,606 Why do you have to hate on other peoples triumphs of innovation? 7 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,274 Weird. It's not weird, it's selfish 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,359 and more than a little petty. 9 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,860 No, not that, come take a look at this. 10 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,613 Man, this better not be another auction 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,698 for one of Stoney Jackson's neckerchiefs. 12 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:32,824 It's not, Shawn. 13 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,535 This came in on the Psych account. 14 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,328 The sender is "me-at-under-the-nail- dot-com." 15 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,789 I'm pretty sure it's not spam. 16 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,415 Well, what's the attachment? 17 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,167 Cinnamon festival. 18 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,293 The Great Northern. 19 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,795 I'm not familiar with that publication. 20 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,755 What, you know every small town newspaper in California? 21 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,173 Actually, | do, Shawn. 22 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,633 Ridgecrest? The Daily Independent. 23 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,759 Shawnopolis. That doesn't exist. 24 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:51,927 Yet. 25 00:00:52,10 --> 00:00:54,346 | just need 50,000 signatures and a large plot of land. 26 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,432 Well, look up this town, Dual Spires. 27 00:00:57,516 --> 00:01:00,143 | mean, how can there be a cinnamon festival that we've never heard of? 28 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,645 Zoom in. 29 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,730 Zoom in again. 30 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,149 Keep zooming. lam, Shawn. 31 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:10,654 Dude, this town is so small that it's in parenthesis. 32 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,73 How the heck did we get this email? 33 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,533 It's a delicious mystery. 34 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,618 Think about it, a tiny little town 35 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,161 we've never even heard of? 36 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,621 What's your schedule look like? 37 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:20,706 I'm open till my route tomorrow. 38 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:21,999 Let's see here. 39 00:01:22,82 --> 00:01:23,166 You think they'll have monkey bread? 40 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,585 Yes, | do. What? 41 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,962 I'm good till next WrestleMania. 42 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,647 We circled three times. 43 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,441 There's no road that leads to Dual Spires. 44 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:48,734 | don't think this place exists. 45 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,27 | think someone with the knowledge 46 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,778 of our cinnamon weakness is messing with us. 47 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,238 | wouldn't call it a weakness. 48 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,365 | mean, there's the world's tastiest spice, Gus. 49 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,367 The job after nutmeg is quite significant. 50 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,293 Dude, we're going for a walk 51 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,378 in a forest. 52 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,942 (BOTH PANTING) 53 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:42,829 (GROANS) 54 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:48,919 Dude. 55 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,755 SHAWN: Half a mile from the nearest road. 56 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,173 GUS: No wonder it's in parenthesis. 57 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,11 This is one secluded town. 58 00:03:04,59 --> 00:03:06,19 Let's get some cinnamon. 59 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,524 Wow. Everyone looks so happy, 60 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,26 and yet, so perplexed. 61 00:03:14,69 --> 00:03:15,862 GUS: Something's off about this place, Shawn. 62 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:16,947 People keep looking, 63 00:03:17,30 --> 00:03:18,448 like I'm the first black man they've seen. 64 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,784 Come on, Gus. Don't be absurd. 65 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:25,205 Hey mister, are you Frederick Douglass? 66 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,749 Shawn, we need to get out of here. 67 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,504 Nah, let's get something to eat. 68 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:43,765 (SLOW COUNTRY SONG PLAYING) 69 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,768 Hey, top of the morning to you, boys. 70 00:03:47,18 --> 00:03:48,895 Robert Barker. You can call me Bob. 71 00:03:49,62 --> 00:03:50,564 Just passing through? 72 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,732 We're here for the festival. 73 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,608 We take our cinnamon very seriously. 74 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,819 Well, then you're in luck, because so do we. 75 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:56,903 Ninety years running. 76 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,864 Why do you call your diner The Sawmill? 77 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,323 ‘Cause that's what it used to be. 78 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,325 Most of it burned down back in '58. 79 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:03,952 Granddad turned it into this place, 80 00:04:04,35 --> 00:04:05,704 and now it's just a bit of a local landmark. 81 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:07,789 We just need a little something 82 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,124 to hold us over until show time, 83 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,667 so, uh, what's good? 84 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,210 How about a cup 85 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,463 of the best pipin' hot apple cider 86 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:15,547 this side of the Mississippi 87 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:19,551 and a slice of cinnamon pie that may just bring tears? 88 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,96 Two slices of cinnamon pie, hon. 89 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,933 That's the wife. Isn't she a peach? 90 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,436 Ah, I'll get that cider. (LAUGHS) 91 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,438 Bob's a real Chatty Cathy. You think? 92 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:32,647 You should check your email. 93 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,983 See if our secret pal sent us any cinnamon comps. 94 00:04:35,66 --> 00:04:37,360 I'm afraid you won't have much luck with those here. 95 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,280 Sheriff Andrew Jackson. 96 00:04:41,72 --> 00:04:42,699 You know, we had the opportunity 97 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,910 to put up some of those fancy towers, 98 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,872 but folks decided a basic landline was fine with them. 99 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,707 | couldn't help but overhear 100 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,710 that you're in town for the festival. 101 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,837 It's rare to get visitors. 102 00:04:55,921 --> 00:05:00,342 Well, we heard all about it on underthenail.com. 103 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:05,55 We don't have the Internet in Dual Spires. 104 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,15 It's simpler that way. 105 00:05:08,58 --> 00:05:10,18 Dude, we're doing Witness. They were Amish. 106 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,353 Not Danny Glover, he was black. 107 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,938 What are you talking about? 108 00:05:13,21 --> 00:05:15,732 Well, we are happy you're here, nevertheless. 109 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,360 It should be a heck of a celebration. 110 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,28 Two slices of cinnamon pie. 111 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,488 Oh, thank you. 112 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,702 Well, we'll see you at the festival. 113 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,79 Sheriff. 114 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,836 What's the verdict? 115 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,462 Really? 116 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,214 Mmm. 117 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:40,841 Oh, mother of God. 118 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,551 Mmm. Mmm. 119 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:43,718 Mmm-hmm. Mmm. 120 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,804 (BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC) 121 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,601 Dude, that owl is made entirely of cinnamon. 122 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,62 Which means that it is both wise and delicious. 123 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,815 ANDREW: Let's have a nice, warm round of applause 124 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,733 for Mayor Douglas Fir. 125 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,32 And, this year's festival mascot, 126 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,785 Leo, the cinnamon owl. 127 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,80 You found the monkey bread. You know that's right. 128 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,83 And now, the moment | know you've all been waiting for. 129 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,753 It's time to announce this year's Cinnamon King. 130 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,131 Who-oo will it be? 131 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,174 ALL: Who, who, who? 132 00:06:24,92 --> 00:06:25,385 Oh, who are we kidding? 133 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,803 Put your hands together 134 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,930 for the future leader of Dual Spires. 135 00:06:29,14 --> 00:06:31,516 A young man that needs no introduction, 136 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,560 come up and claim your crown, Randy. 137 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:44,779 MAN: That's my boy. 138 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,740 What's 24 times 12? 139 00:06:47,73 --> 00:06:48,366 Two-eighty-eight. Why? 140 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,122 There's a chair here for every person in town. 141 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,167 Three are empty. Sheriff's talking, so that's one. 142 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:58,793 Check it out. 143 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,712 There's one right next to the Barkers. 144 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,430 Hey. Hey, you found the monkey bread. 145 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,640 Yeah. 146 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,184 Mrs. Barker, is everything okay? 147 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,978 (SOBBING) No. Everything is not okay. 148 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,272 BOB: Shelley. What? 149 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,150 | can't just sit here and pretend to be excited 150 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,320 about churros and Leo the cinnamon owl. 151 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,239 | sense someone is missing. 152 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,867 Yeah. Our niece, Paula. 153 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,370 She's been gone about a day and a half. 154 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,789 Everyone keeps telling us not to panic. 155 00:07:36,39 --> 00:07:37,165 She's a teenager. 156 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,627 Wait, what did you mean, you sensed it? 157 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,88 Mr. and Mrs. Barker, | have a confession to make. 158 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,48 I'm not just a cinnamon enthusiast. 159 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,967 I'm also a psychic detective. 160 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:50,470 And this is my partner, Lodge Blackmunn. 161 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,722 Can you find Paula? 162 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,57 Perhaps. Oh! 163 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,143 | got a little something under the nail. 164 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,855 Right here, under... Under the nail. 165 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,818 We are available for hire. 166 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,695 We don't have much money. 167 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:07,821 None of us do, here. 168 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,864 We believe it complicates things. 169 00:08:10,31 --> 00:08:12,784 Well, we have been known to work for cider or pie in the past. 170 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,328 Oh, of course. As much as you'd like. 171 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:16,997 We will find your niece. 172 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,707 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 173 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,626 Who is supposed to be sitting over there? 174 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,255 Oh, that's Paula's best friend, Jack. 175 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,799 I'm not sure where he is. 176 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,177 Would this be... 177 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,57 Something happened at the lake. 178 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,435 Something happened at the lake! 179 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,437 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 180 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,606 It's Paula. 181 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,316 (CRYING) | Know it Is. 182 00:09:06,46 --> 00:09:08,965 ANDREW: Jack just discovered her, about an hour ago, Doc. 183 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,93 So young. 184 00:09:14,12 --> 00:09:15,680 My God, Andrew. 185 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,974 (SIGHS) 186 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:27,942 Jack, is this how you found her? 187 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,445 No, sir. She was half naked. 188 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,365 It wasn't right. | didn't want people to see her like that. 189 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,159 I'm sorry. 190 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,790 Oh, now I've got to let the Barkers through. 191 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,252 (GASPS) 192 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,838 No! (CRYING) 193 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,636 SHELLEY: No, my baby. 194 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,557 BOB: Paula. 195 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,602 (CRYING) Paula! 196 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,940 Paula. 197 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,986 Come on, dude. 198 00:10:53,69 --> 00:10:54,946 You know I'm a sympathetic crier, Shawn. 199 00:10:55,29 --> 00:10:56,823 Just leave me be. 200 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,33 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 201 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,910 Dude, | have a bar. (SOBBING) 202 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,620 (MESSAGE TONE BEEPS) 203 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,705 And an email. 204 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:09,252 Gus, we weren't called here for a cinnamon festival. 205 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:28,188 In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity 206 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:34,694 I'm not inclined to resign to maturity 207 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:41,367 If it's all right then you're all wrong 208 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:48,333 But why bounce around to the same damn song? 209 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:55,340 You'd rather run when you can't crawl 210 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,849 | know, you know 211 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,856 | know, you know 212 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,991 I'm guessing the time of death was 213 00:12:22,75 --> 00:12:24,244 sometime night before last. 214 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,537 Doc Gooden will do a full autopsy. 215 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:27,914 You Know she won't miss a thing, Bob. 216 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,292 But | suspect what we will find 217 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,753 is that Paula went swimming after curfew, 218 00:12:34,87 --> 00:12:35,296 like she always did, 219 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,298 and got pulled under by the current 220 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,716 and hit her head. 221 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,52 I'm gonna rule it an accident for now. 222 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,179 She must have snuck out. 223 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,684 Bob, we both know she's been sneaking out 224 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,186 just about every night since she got here. 225 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,356 Listen, why don't you take Michelle on home. 226 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,109 She's gonna need you to be strong now. 227 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,445 I'll get Deputy Frost to take you back in the rickshaw. 228 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,31 I'm so, So sorry, Bob. 229 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,624 Looks like we won't be needing your services after all, boys. 230 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,709 Mr. Barker, | am sensing 231 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,877 there is more to Paula's death than meets the eye. 232 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,671 What are you saying? 233 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,964 That she... 234 00:13:19,90 --> 00:13:20,91 Oh, my God. 235 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,635 We'd like to stick around. See what we see. 236 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,429 Feel what we feel. 237 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,638 Okay. 238 00:13:26,97 --> 00:13:27,807 If someone hurt Paula, 239 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:28,891 we sure as hell want to know about it. 240 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,769 I'm also sensing that Paula didn't grow up here in Dual Spires. 241 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,688 May | ask where she was before? 242 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,815 Paula lived in Santa Barbara till she was 11. 243 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,608 Well, you have our condolences, 244 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,735 and we will be in touch. 245 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,323 | think your ride is here. 246 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,206 The earth is soft and moist. 247 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,259 (MESSAGE TONE BEEPS) 248 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,303 That is so bizarre. 249 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,556 It's like | only have reception in this spot. 250 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,694 In all my years of police work, 251 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,71 I've never seen anything like it. 252 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,155 | Know. 253 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,283 Our new station manager is an angel sent from heaven. 254 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,535 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 255 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,747 O'Hara. Yes, Detective O'Hara. 256 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,873 Shawn Spencer calling. 257 00:14:34,40 --> 00:14:36,584 Did you just use both of our last names? Don't be weird. 258 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,753 Okay, Miss O'Hara. 259 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,505 Detective. Shawn. 260 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,633 Look, I'm really struggling with the whole work formal thing. 261 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,801 What are you wearing? 262 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,803 Okay, you just took it from one awkward extreme to another. 263 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,638 | need you to run a name for a girl. 264 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,764 Used to live in Santa Barbara. 265 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,474 Paula Merral. Two "r''s. 266 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,683 Sure, is everything okay? 267 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,143 Yeah, absolutely. 268 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,353 I'm gonna have to call you back, though, 269 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,146 ‘cause there's not really reception up here. 270 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,564 (DISTORTED) Up where? 271 00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,941 Hello? 272 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,359 Jules. 273 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,819 Shawn? 274 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,571 Wow, it really is just the one spot. 275 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,864 Your conversations with Juliet 276 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,825 are too uncomfortable to listen to now. 277 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,76 I'm calling next time. Fine. 278 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,745 Look, if we're going to accomplish anything in this town, 279 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:13,830 we are gonna need wheels. 280 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,336 Shawn, we have reached a new low point in our life. 281 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,130 Are you kidding me? It's like Driving Miss Daisy. 282 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,756 Except you get to be Miss Daisy. 283 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,675 | don't want to be Miss Daisy, Shawn. 284 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,594 That means you're... | don't wanna be Hoke either. 285 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,679 | guess you could be Ackroyd. 286 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,306 | don't wanna be in the movie, Shawn. 287 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,144 Looks like the doctor stays pretty busy. 288 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,774 Guess you're out of luck if you need a massage. 289 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,405 Good job saving your receipts, Patrick. 290 00:15:50,74 --> 00:15:51,701 May | help you, gentlemen? 291 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,119 Hello, Doc Gooden. 292 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,579 My partner, plus too much 293 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,664 cinnamon monkey bread equals tummy shame. 294 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,124 (EXHALES IN PAIN) Can you help us? 295 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,84 I'll see him after my next patient. 296 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,752 (SQUAWKS) 297 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,48 (GROANING) 298 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,967 Doc, this could get ugly fast. 299 00:16:09,10 --> 00:16:10,94 All right. 300 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,690 Sheriff Jackson mentioned we had 301 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,109 a couple of visitors in town today. 302 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,362 You are aware the cinnamon festival has been cancelled. 303 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,780 Oh, yes. 304 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,450 We heard there was some sort of tragedy. 305 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,285 Must be so difficult 306 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,330 in asmall, happy town like Dual Spires. 307 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,541 Put this on and then lay face down on my table. 308 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,44 Uh, well you know... Ah, ahh! 309 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,462 Actually, | think... 310 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,546 Snap to it. 311 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,590 (WHISPERING) I'm not putting this on. 312 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,884 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 313 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:50,968 Fine. 314 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:55,181 So how well did you know the girl? 315 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,768 I'm sorry, | don't know why | do that. 316 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,938 | can just sense that you have a heavy heart. 317 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,107 I'm a woman of science. 318 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,275 And law. 319 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,360 And accounting. 320 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,779 But that doesn't mean that | don't feel. 321 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,947 (GLOVE SNAPS) 322 00:17:11,72 --> 00:17:13,282 Paula was a troubled young girl. 323 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,868 | wish | could have done more to help her. 324 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,78 You were her psychiatrist? 325 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,830 You ask a lot of questions. 326 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,625 It's just... | recently lost someone myself. 327 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,545 He was murdered too, so | know how difficult... 328 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,630 Paula wasn't murdered. Who told you that? 329 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,173 Oh, no one. 330 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,50 | just assumed, because... 331 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,721 | haven't done an autopsy yet. 332 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,314 There are no obvious signs of foul play. 333 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,26 I'm sorry, | didn't mean to... 334 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,154 No, it's not you. 335 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,740 Like | said, she was a troubled young girl. 336 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,117 She had a dangerous side. 337 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,120 Nothing scared her. 338 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,329 Not even dying. 339 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,540 You think she may have taken her own... 340 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,84 No, | can't bear that thought. 341 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,545 (SIGHING) I've said too much to a stranger. 342 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,88 | should be ashamed. 343 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,340 For caring? 344 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,802 No, you shouldn't. 345 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,347 (FARTING SOUND) 346 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,690 (FARTING CONTINUES) 347 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:33,863 (MOANING WITH RELIEF) 348 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,866 You know, | actually feel better. 349 00:18:37,74 --> 00:18:38,784 The myna bird can come in now. 350 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,664 You swear you made that sound through your mouth? 351 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,375 Yes, Shawn, | figured it was the path of least resistance. 352 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,627 Seems like a missed opportunity. 353 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,711 What's up next? 354 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,421 We need to find Our cinnamon king. 355 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,631 That kid has a secret. 356 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,965 What did grandma tell you 357 00:18:53,49 --> 00:18:54,717 about wandering off in the store? 358 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:58,846 Oh, come on. 359 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:01,807 | was getting ready to say... 360 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,100 That would have been too much. 361 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,602 (HORSE SNORTING) 362 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,907 Shawn, this town is getting weirder by the minute. 363 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,827 Dude. That's him. 364 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,790 Dude, that's our guy. 365 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,559 Oh, Sheriff. 366 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:27,685 Didn't expect to see you here. 367 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,62 | live here. What do you mean? 368 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,523 Of course you do. Oh... 369 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,525 You're Randy's father. 370 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,860 Yes, wow. 371 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,739 You guys have Bob Barker, Doc Gooden, and Randy Jackson. 372 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,365 All living in the same inlet town 373 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,908 with no cars, cell phones, or internet. 374 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,702 Shawn, we need to pitch this to Mark Burnett. 375 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,621 You fellas realize the festival is canceled. 376 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,250 As you know, we lost someone very dear to us today. 377 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,127 That's actually why we dropped by, Sheriff. 378 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,172 You see, Gus and | are grief counselors back in the big city. 379 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,716 GUS: And you all have been so kind and welcoming to us 380 00:20:58,799 --> 00:20:59,884 that we figured the least we could do 381 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,470 would be to offer our services before we left town. 382 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,637 Well, come on in, fellas. 383 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,889 (CHUCKLES) 384 00:21:05,97 --> 00:21:06,223 Yeah. 385 00:21:10,19 --> 00:21:12,813 I'll confess, Randy and | haven't been communicating 386 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,565 too well as of late. 387 00:21:16,25 --> 00:21:18,986 | Know he's hurting, but he won't talk to me. 388 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,657 You know, it wasn't too long ago 389 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,409 that Gus and | were Randy's age. 390 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,577 It was a pretty long time ago. 391 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,703 Ah, it wasn't that long ago. 392 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,788 You like to think so. 393 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,706 | can't do this with you right now. Fine. 394 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,750 He's upstairs in his room. 395 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,126 We'll give it a shot. 396 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,887 So my dad hired you to shake me down, right? 397 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,181 I'm fine. | barely knew Paula. 398 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,60 Then why did the two of you share secret, special lover earrings? 399 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:55,22 Come on, Randy. How long had you been seeing her? 400 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,273 Who are you? 401 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,526 A couple of guys with a passion for the truth. 402 00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,693 And cinnamon. 403 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,447 We'd been together six months. 404 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,783 Why was it a secret? 405 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,201 It's complicated. 406 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,663 | get it. It's Pretty in Pink. You're Andrew McCarthy. 407 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,748 Who's Andrew McCarthy? 408 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,874 That's fair. 409 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,584 Where were you the night Paula died? 410 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,378 | was at the library, studying. 411 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,629 The librarian can confirm it. 412 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,673 Do you always study so late on a Friday? 413 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,758 I'm at the library almost every night. 414 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,635 I've been taking correspondence courses. 415 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,178 | need a business degree to be a good leader. 416 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:27,888 That's true. 417 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,268 | never could have hurt her. 418 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,688 (SIGHING) 419 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,733 | loved Paula. 420 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,446 We were gonna see the world together. 421 00:22:45,72 --> 00:22:46,907 I'm gonna be so lost without her. 422 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:50,953 (SOBBING) Oh, Paula. 423 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,415 Paula. 424 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,586 Paula. 425 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,672 Paula. 426 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:05,759 Paula. 427 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,469 That's a little dramatic, don't you... 428 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,846 (SOBBING) 429 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,640 You have a problem. 430 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,570 (SIGHING) 431 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:28,616 Excuse us. 432 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,867 (SHUSHING) 433 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,911 (WHISPERING) Keep your voice down, please. 434 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,663 It's just us and you. 435 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,541 Just a bunch of words on paper to you guys, right? 436 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,667 Wrong. 437 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,921 Each is alive with a story to tell. 438 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,756 Listen. 439 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,595 (LAUGHING) I'm just messing with you guys. 440 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,515 Thanks for playing along. That's really sweet. 441 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,809 I'm Maudette Hornsby. 442 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,479 Isn't cherry the best? 443 00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,647 (SLURPING) 444 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:00,940 The best what? 445 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,275 Everything, silly. 446 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,819 | thought you were psychic. 447 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,446 lam. I'm the psychic. 448 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,864 But how did you know that? 449 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,491 Mmm, word travels. 450 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,618 You know, we don't get a lot of gossip around here. 451 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:15,746 So untimely death, a psychic, 452 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,331 and a black man, all in one day. 453 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,624 Epic. 454 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,668 | really thought we were being discreet. 455 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,378 Do you even know what discreet is? 456 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:23,879 GUS: That's a serious question. 457 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,381 | Know what... Shh! 458 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,676 Was Randy Jackson with you the night Paula died? 459 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:29,760 Why? 460 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,513 Do you think she was M-U-R-D-E-R-E-D or something? 461 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:33,764 M-A-Y-B-E. 462 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:36,767 Yes, Randy was here. 463 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:40,813 We have a very special bond, you see. 464 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,774 His mom passed away when he was very young. 465 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,401 Sheriff Jackson never remarried. 466 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:49,947 So | sort of stepped in and filled a role. 467 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:51,907 For both of them. 468 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,874 Is there anything else you need to know? 469 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,42 Uh... 470 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,44 Feels pretty good for now. 471 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,421 Do you mind if we poke around? 472 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,505 Poke? Peek. 473 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,631 Peek. Peek around. 474 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:08,716 Yes. 475 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:10,884 Knock yourselves out. 476 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,637 Okay, remember the last email, 477 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,222 the one with all the weird hieroglyphics? 478 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,515 They were letters and numbers, Shawn. 479 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:17,725 Okay, it was one of these things. 480 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,268 The Dewey Decimal System? 481 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,728 | didn't even know they still used this. 482 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,271 That's 'cause people don't want to crack war codes 483 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,355 when the payoff is Jane Eyre. 484 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,481 What was the number, Shawn? 485 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,67 F-7-9-6-dot-3-5-2. 486 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:29,445 Seven hundred's that's sports and recreation. 487 00:25:32,31 --> 00:25:33,32 (SLURPING) 488 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,163 These books are archaic. 489 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,497 And really old. 490 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,751 Except this one. 491 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,628 (GUS READING TITLE) 492 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:47,880 SHAWN: By Earl Wyndam. 493 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,757 My short game could use some work. 494 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,93 There's no pictures? 495 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,13 This is the weirdest golf book I've ever seen. 496 00:25:56,96 --> 00:25:57,222 Let me see that. 497 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,434 (SHAWN READING TITLE) 498 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,604 Our emailer wants us to think that Paula was reincarnated? 499 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:04,688 We should get back to the lake. 500 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,565 Juliet should have something by now. 501 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,402 You're gonna need a library card 502 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:11,779 if you want to check something out. 503 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,907 | think we're good, Maudette. 504 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,789 Juliet, it's Gus. 505 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:25,501 Gus, what's going on? Is Shawn okay? 506 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,86 Oh, he's fine. Tell her | said "Hi." 507 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:28,670 Ask her what she's wearing. 508 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,297 Do you have anything on Paula Merral? 509 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:31,757 Do |? 510 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,217 Look, | don't Know what you guys 511 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,593 have gotten yourselves into up there, 512 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:37,179 but Paula Merral drowned here seven years ago. 513 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,724 What? 514 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:41,975 Did she say "Hi" back? 515 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,447 Is he looking at us? 516 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:56,949 | think he is. 517 00:27:00,77 --> 00:27:01,912 Dude, take it easy. That's your seventh piece. 518 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,789 You know | get hungry when | get freaked out. 519 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,290 Besides, you've had five. 520 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,959 Exactly, | believe in portion control. 521 00:27:07,42 --> 00:27:08,710 A girl drowns, gets reincarnated, 522 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:10,212 and drowns again seven years later? 523 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,380 Worst cinnamon festival ever. 524 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,510 We definitely stick out around here. 525 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,554 True, but not as bad as them. 526 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,476 What are you staring at, Jesup? 527 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:26,937 Scoot. 528 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:30,649 Wow, did you guys just hoof it from the highway? 529 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,234 What? Oh, hell no. 530 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,902 No, we took the seven-mile dirt road that connects 531 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,654 this crap hole to the next town over. 532 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,364 We came up here because the chief wanted us 533 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,324 to get a positive ID on Paula Merral's body. 534 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:41,201 To see if it matched the one found in Santa Barbara? 535 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,369 No, see that's the thing. 536 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,704 We never recovered her body. 537 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,330 Which didn't sit well with me. 538 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,41 The inlet where she supposedly drowned has no current, 539 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,710 which means her body should have floated up 540 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,962 between 2.3 to 3.1 days. 541 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:54,631 Oh, | know this because waiting for corpses 542 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,341 to resurface is a passion in my life. 543 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,677 JULIET: The sweater she was wearing was found on the shoreline. 544 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,305 And her bike was discovered at the end of a nearby dock. 545 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,724 It was lying next to a pile of sunflower seeds, 546 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:04,808 which was also weird. 547 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:07,477 What 11-year-old girl chews sunflower seeds? 548 00:28:12,65 --> 00:28:13,233 Excuse me, Flo. 549 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,819 Where might we find the proprietors of this fine establishment? 550 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,446 Robert and Michelle? 551 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,948 They've been home ever since they got the news about Paula. 552 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,79 Pleasure to meet you, Detectives. 553 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,789 This is my wife. 554 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,84 Paula... 555 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,212 No, honey. That's not Paula. 556 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:34,755 That's the moose | shot last month. 557 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,798 Doc Gooden just stuffed it for us. 558 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:44,223 Michelle's obviously taken the news of the drowning pretty hard. 559 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,724 Harder than seven years ago? 560 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,852 The drowning in Santa Barbara? 561 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:52,522 I'm sensing you played a major role. Now what's the story, Bob-O? 562 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:58,779 Michelle, why don't you go put some hot milk on for our guests? 563 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,490 Hmm, hello? 564 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,284 (GASPING) Paula? 565 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,536 See if she'd grabbed the banana, that bit would have killed. 566 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,871 It's not a bit, Shawn. 567 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:11,625 (SOBBING) It was a wrong number. 568 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,293 (WAILING) 569 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,547 | probably wouldn't count on that milk. 570 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:18,799 It's okay. 571 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,845 Do you have something you want to tell us, Mr. Barker? 572 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,389 (BOB SIGHS) 573 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,894 Twelve years ago, Michelle's sister, Lucy 574 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:32,271 ran away from Dual Spires, 575 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,64 taking seven-year-old Paula with her. 576 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,233 We were worried sick about Paula. 577 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:39,653 See, Lucy was an incredibly unstable person. 578 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,281 Michelle and | practically raised her daughter for her. 579 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,325 Then one day, we got a letter from Paula 580 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,952 confirming our worst fears. 581 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,121 It described how magic white rocks 582 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,706 were making her mom crazy. 583 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:51,790 Methamphetamines? 584 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,00 Along with other stuff. 585 00:29:53,83 --> 00:29:54,293 A couple of letters after that 586 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:55,585 was the first mention of the abuse. 587 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,629 And that's when we knew we had to act. 588 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,339 You helped her fake her death? 589 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,591 We had no other choice. Lucy wouldn't let her go. 590 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:02,676 And Paula was all for it. 591 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:04,386 In fact, it was her idea. 592 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,804 It doesn't matter. 593 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,180 What you did was against the law. 594 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,890 If | had jurisdiction here, you'd be under arrest 595 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,392 for obstruction of justice. 596 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,60 She was happy here. 597 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,270 And safe. 598 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,688 Until two days ago. 599 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:16,356 Right. 600 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,358 CARLTON: I'm heading back to Santa Barbara 601 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:20,27 to reopen this case, Mr. Barker. 602 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,153 Once | do, 603 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,696 a warrant will be issued for your arrest. 604 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,156 Come on, O'Hara. 605 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:25,866 Call when you can. 606 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,785 You two understand, right? 607 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,829 We're not here to judge you, Mr. Barker. 608 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:33,623 We came to investigate, catch bad guys, and eat pie. 609 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:34,958 Not necessarily in that order. 610 00:30:35,42 --> 00:30:36,251 And it hasn't been. GUS: No. 611 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,669 We started with the pie. Always. 612 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,672 Do you think we could take a look in Paula's room? 613 00:30:41,89 --> 00:30:42,716 By all means. We haven't touched a thing. 614 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,926 It's at the top of the stairs on the right. 615 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,515 Dude, the Dr. Ombudsman wasn't kidding. 616 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,184 Sister definitely had a dark side. 617 00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:53,810 Hmm. 618 00:30:55,20 --> 00:30:56,146 What are you doing? 619 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,315 Looking for places she may have hid stuff. 620 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,573 Every teenager has a secret spot, Gus. 621 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:07,657 Remember when | found those 622 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,701 weird photos of John Cusack in your nightstand? 623 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:10,869 That was Joan. 624 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:12,371 Really? 625 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:13,705 Oh, that's much less weird. 626 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,792 Wait. No, it's not. Not really. Incoming. 627 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:21,838 Dude. 628 00:31:27,94 --> 00:31:28,678 Diary. Jackpot. 629 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:29,971 What does it say? 630 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,891 “Math was really hard today." 631 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,267 Blah, blah, blah. 632 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:36,478 Seems like normal high school stuff to me. 633 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,397 Whoa. 634 00:31:39,22 --> 00:31:40,607 What is this language? Is this Chinese? 635 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:41,900 No. 636 00:31:43,68 --> 00:31:44,611 It's Latin, Shawn. 637 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:45,862 Latin? 638 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,990 Gus, Paula must have thought someone was reading her diary. 639 00:31:49,74 --> 00:31:50,325 We gotta find out what that says. 640 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,369 Yeah, but who do we know that speaks Latin. 641 00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:55,539 "Absens... Haeres." 642 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:56,706 Hairy ass? 643 00:31:57,82 --> 00:31:58,542 “Non erit.” Did you get all that? 644 00:31:59,00 --> 00:32:00,627 Uh-huh. | believe so. 645 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,546 Haven't you ever heard of faxing, Shawn? 646 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:03,630 SHAWN: (OVER PHONE) I'm sorry, Father. 647 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:04,714 We don't have that capability right now. 648 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,133 Besides, | thought that priests thought 649 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,551 all technology was evil. 650 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,94 It's only now that it begins to dawn on me 651 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,304 how little you learned in my CCD class. 652 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:13,223 Look, Father, it's very important that we understand 653 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:14,766 what these passages mean. 654 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,227 All right, all right. Well, this first part talks about 655 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:20,63 a young boy she was seeing. Someone popular. 656 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:21,231 Randy. 657 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,315 Yeah, that makes sense. 658 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,608 She refers to himas "R." 659 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:26,194 Ah, she may have also been seeing someone else. 660 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,696 Excellent, is there a name? 661 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,30 No, just the letter "J." 662 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,574 Letter "J." 663 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,617 All right, thank you Father. You've been so much help. 664 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:33,743 Gus will see you at church on Sunday. 665 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:34,995 Uh-huh, what about you? 666 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,664 What? Oh, you're breaking up. 667 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:38,748 What? What... 668 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,834 Can't hear anything. Hello? Father? 669 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:42,919 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. There's more. 670 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,173 It really is one square foot of coverage. 671 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,134 Jules, what are you doing here? 672 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,970 Well, Lassiter's handling the reopening of the case back at the department, 673 00:32:52,53 --> 00:32:53,555 so | thought | would come back and lend a hand. 674 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,223 Fantastic. We have to hit the library, 675 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:56,725 follow up on a vision | just had. 676 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,18 All right, well, you two go ahead. 677 00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,144 I'm gonna notify Sheriff Jackson 678 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,437 that I'm gonna be looking into the case. 679 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,897 What do you say we all meet up at the diner at, 680 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,273 uh... 4:30? 681 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,901 Labradoodle! Where? 682 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:08,820 We should go. 683 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,280 | didn't see any labradoodle, Shawn. 684 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,781 Well, you weren't looking very hard. 685 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:18,663 Nice shoes. 686 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,165 | Know. 687 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,375 Gus was wondering if you would like to be his date 688 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,877 to Betty Boop Night at the Road House. 689 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,46 They don't have a Betty Boop Night at the Road House. 690 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:28,131 Oh, then they don't have my business anymore, either. 691 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,925 Sure you can keep up with me? 692 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:33,637 | like to dance all night long. 693 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,269 Well... Shawn. 694 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:42,896 What? 695 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,356 Relax. 696 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:45,857 Okay, here we go. 697 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,401 This is the most recent Dual Spires's yearbook. 698 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:51,71 Thank you, Maudette. Feels a little thin. 699 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,489 Small book for a small school. 700 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:54,741 There were only six people in the graduating class? 701 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,117 Yeah, and even that was large. 702 00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:57,327 Mine only had three. 703 00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:58,912 You, Robert, and Michelle? 704 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,872 You're very impressive, Mr. Spencer. 705 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,750 None of the guys in Paula's class 706 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,126 have names that begin with "J." 707 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,711 Let's see here. 708 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,631 Paula sure is in a lot of photos. 709 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,132 Oh, that's not surprising. 710 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:12,842 She loved the attention. 711 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:18,974 (SIGHS) 712 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,149 Huh. 713 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,443 Thank you, Maudette. 714 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,155 Bye, Gus. 715 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,586 (CAMERA CLICKING) Whoa, Jack. 716 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:48,753 You didn't even give me a chance 717 00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:49,963 to see if | had food in my teeth. 718 00:34:50,46 --> 00:34:51,172 They're good. 719 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,924 I'm Shawn. He's Blackmunn. 720 00:34:53,08 --> 00:34:54,509 Yeah, yeah. | Know who you are. 721 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:59,55 Oh, good, so you know we're here to ask you some questions about Paula. 722 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:04,728 You, uh, you ever think about hanging 723 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,688 any of your photos on the wall? 724 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:08,732 Well, to me, each photo is like a memory, 725 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,650 so | like to keep them close. 726 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:11,776 (LAUGHS) Uh-huh. 727 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,823 How did you get spinach in your teeth within the last three seconds. 728 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,742 | don't know. You said, | was good. 729 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,661 You were good. 730 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,206 Looks like you and Paula were more than just friends, huh? 731 00:35:27,42 --> 00:35:28,668 Yeah, we were. 732 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:31,755 Until about a year ago, she left me for the Cinnamon King. 733 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,798 You must have been pretty angry with her. 734 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,593 At first | was, yeah. 735 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,679 But then we became best friends. | was her confidant. 736 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,848 And we would lip synch to old records together. 737 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:43,850 Jon Cryer from Pretty in Pink. 738 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:46,227 No one in this town has ever seen that movie, Shawn. 739 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,896 Well, | refuse to accept that. 740 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:49,189 (GLASS SHATTERING) 741 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,775 Oops! Jack, that's my bad. 742 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,360 Uh... Let me clean this up. 743 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:54,819 No, no, no, no. Don't, don't, don't 744 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,697 The broken glass will make for a beautiful photo. 745 00:35:59,32 --> 00:36:00,408 Yeah, it will. 746 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,373 So what do you think? You think this guy killed Paula? 747 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:07,916 Most definitely. 748 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,710 He's a freaky dude living in a freaky place. 749 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:11,920 And have you noticed he won't ever make 750 00:36:12,03 --> 00:36:13,46 eye contact with you? 751 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,464 There's only one reason for that. 752 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:15,548 Guilt. 753 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:23,556 Actually, there may be another. 754 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:24,724 Hey, Jack. 755 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,477 The glass is over here, man. 756 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,648 | Know. Yeah. 757 00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:38,29 | gotta tell you, you are the highest functioning 758 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,948 blind person that I've ever seen. 759 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,911 I'm not technically blind. 760 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,414 | still have 30% vision in my right eye 761 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:49,874 for now. 762 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,502 A couple of years ago, | developed early onset 763 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:53,670 macular degeneration. 764 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:57,215 I'm sensing it was around '05. 765 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,08 Yeah, that's right. 766 00:36:59,92 --> 00:37:01,177 Where were you the night Paula disappeared? 767 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:02,846 | was with her. 768 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,515 At the beginning of the night. 769 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:10,186 We took a walk in the forest, and she told me 770 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,313 she wanted to leave Dual Spires. 771 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:14,691 | said that was a mistake. 772 00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:17,152 And then, jet blackness. 773 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,403 What does that mean? 774 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:19,863 It would be a great porn name for you. 775 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:21,614 | woke up about an hour later. 776 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:25,660 (EXHALES) With this, a bump on my head. 777 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,328 And there was no Paula. 778 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,663 She knocked you out? 779 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,81 Come on, Jack. A big guy like you? 780 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,291 No, no, no. 781 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,84 Somebody else snuck up on me, 782 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:34,711 and | wasn't looking. 783 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:36,212 Well, you could have been looking. 784 00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:37,547 Probably wouldn't have made much of a difference. 785 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:38,631 He's practically blind. 786 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,925 Why didn't you take any of this to the sheriff, Jack? 787 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:43,845 Because | may have been the last person 788 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,221 to ever see her alive, 789 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:47,849 and my story sounds fishy at best. 790 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,809 | mean, do you believe me? 791 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,771 Were you taking photos that night on the walk? 792 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:54,814 Yeah, yeah. Of course | was. 793 00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:57,525 Well, why don't you let us take a look at that film? 794 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,69 Okay. (CAMERA CLICKS) 795 00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:01,988 Ooh. Why? 796 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:03,656 SHAWN: Oh, this is good. 797 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:06,618 This will go well with the five shots of her boots. 798 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,37 Take a blindfolded photo sometime. 799 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,122 Let me know how it turns out. 800 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,999 Wait a second. Here's something. 801 00:38:19,47 --> 00:38:20,757 Dude, we gotta get to Jules. 802 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,142 Hi, I'm looking for Sheriff Jackson. 803 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:32,769 The deputy said | could find him here. 804 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:36,481 Yeah, uh, he just stepped out for a sec. 805 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:38,775 Do you know when he'll be back? 806 00:38:39,25 --> 00:38:40,109 Oh, any minute now. 807 00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:41,903 You can wait in the back with me. 808 00:38:42,28 --> 00:38:44,405 I'm just doing a little work for shop class. 809 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,950 Okay. I'm Juliet O'Hara. 810 00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:49,536 Randy. Randy Jackson. 811 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:22,777 How much do you weigh? 812 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,195 Excuse me? 813 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:27,448 I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to ask a woman that question, am |? 814 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,701 Not unless you're piloting a very small plane. 815 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,372 About 105? 816 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,582 Will your dad be here soon? 817 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,584 | imagine so. 818 00:39:38,84 --> 00:39:39,460 Paula weighed about 105. 819 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,713 You kind of remind me of her. 820 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,507 | understand you two were quite close. 821 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,759 I'm sorry for your loss. 822 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,429 Yeah, it's a real tragedy. 823 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,973 You know what? 824 00:39:52,56 --> 00:39:54,100 Why don't | just come back in, like, an hour or so. 825 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,393 No. 826 00:39:56,60 --> 00:39:57,186 Stay. 827 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:02,817 Hey! 828 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:04,861 Get your wood out of her face, Randy. 829 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:08,114 What's going on? We know you knocked out Jack Smith, 830 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,949 when he was with Paula the night she died. 831 00:40:10,33 --> 00:40:11,826 Yeah, | thought he was trying to steal my girlfriend. 832 00:40:12,76 --> 00:40:13,494 Really? You're jealous of the goofy kid 833 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,413 who snaps photos like Jose Feliciano? 834 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:16,998 Hey, Paula always had a thing for him. 835 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,625 For Jose Feliciano? 836 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,43 No, Jack. 837 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,503 | just gave him a super elbow and he crumbled like feta. 838 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:23,922 What did Paula do? 839 00:40:24,05 --> 00:40:25,298 She freaked out and went on this rant 840 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,382 about how I'm a hypocrite 841 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:28,509 ‘cause | spend a lot of time with my ex-girlfriend. 842 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:29,594 And who's that? 843 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:32,680 That's none of your business. 844 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,224 What is it with all the secret relationships in this town? 845 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:36,643 It's like General Hospital. 846 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:40,563 You're kidding me. 847 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:41,856 All right, that's it. 848 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,983 Is there a film, or a television series, 849 00:40:44,67 --> 00:40:45,443 that you people actually saw? 850 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,654 The town gets together every Thursday night 851 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:48,821 to watch reruns of Everwood. 852 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,990 Okay, | can work with that. 853 00:40:51,74 --> 00:40:52,325 What happened next? 854 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,577 She got mad at me for hurting a blind person. 855 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:55,995 She then went to find help for Jack. 856 00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:57,413 | offered to go with her, 857 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:59,457 but she wanted nothing to do with me. 858 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,334 So | tied his shoelaces together, 859 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,503 and went to the library and waited to hear from her. 860 00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:08,716 Of course, 861 00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:10,259 | never did. 862 00:41:11,10 --> 00:41:13,554 Just like Treat Williams’ character on Everwood. 863 00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,56 Never got to say good-bye to his wife. 864 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,224 Shawn. 865 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,270 (EXHALES) Look, I'm telling you guys the truth. 866 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,147 Plus, | have an alibi, remember? 867 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:25,566 All right. 868 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,986 But we're on to you, Randy. 869 00:41:28,69 --> 00:41:30,279 Just like the townspeople of Everwood were on to the fact 870 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:31,406 that Nina was a surrogate mother. 871 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,574 Will you stop it? Enough. 872 00:41:34,75 --> 00:41:35,618 (BREATHING NERVOUSLY) 873 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:36,703 She was. 874 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,37 Thank you. 875 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,500 So, who do we think Randy's ex is? 876 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,419 Mmm, Jules, you gotta order a piece of this pie. 877 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,754 | did. You guys immediately ate it. 878 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,674 Well, it's gotta be someone who's into the creepsters, 879 00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,759 but I'm guessing she's older, ‘cause I'm yet to see 880 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,469 a woman under the age of 35 in this town. 881 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:55,555 It's also Someone that Randy spends consistent time with. 882 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,56 Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. 883 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,477 I'm getting something. 884 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,271 I'm at the library almost every night. 885 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:06,107 Randy and | have a very special bond, you see. 886 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,610 Four slices to go, please. 887 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,31 If Maudette was sleeping with Randy, that's gross. 888 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,449 She practically raised him. 889 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,616 The only thing that would make it grosser 890 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,76 is if she wasn't attractive. 891 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,536 What's wrong with you? 892 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:21,497 This goes beyond Maudette getting her Pamela Smart on. 893 00:42:21,581 --> 00:42:22,790 | think she killed Paula. 894 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,42 What? How do you figure? 895 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,461 I'm sensing that Randy went to the library that night 896 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,920 to finally tell Maudette 897 00:42:28,04 --> 00:42:29,797 that he and Paula were leaving Dual Spires. 898 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:31,799 Sent her into a jealous rage. 899 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,926 She snuck out, killed Paula, 900 00:42:34,10 --> 00:42:35,511 because if she couldn't have Randy, 901 00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:37,55 no woman would. 902 00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:38,514 That changes everything. 903 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,768 Remind me to never have an affair with an older woman 904 00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:43,478 or a librarian. 905 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,771 Maudette. 906 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:47,982 That's not good. Oh. 907 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:50,234 lam so sick of this town. 908 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,573 Go ahead and wheel her around the corner to my office. 909 00:43:07,43 --> 00:43:09,212 ANDREW: | can't believe Maudette Hornsby 910 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:11,89 was taking advantage of my son. 911 00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:14,175 Taking advantage is a little strong. 912 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,927 The dude was 17 and she was fine. 913 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,805 What exactly constitutes the difference between 914 00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:21,140 altar boy Gus and degenerate Gus? 915 00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:23,434 DOC GOODEN: Reputation was everything to Maudette. 916 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:25,895 The prospect of the town knowing about that scandal 917 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,688 was probably more than she could live with. 918 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:29,899 | better speak to my boy. 919 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:32,276 And I'll get on that autopsy. 920 00:43:34,70 --> 00:43:35,154 The fact that she murdered someone 921 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:37,281 may have also hurt her reputation. 922 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:38,991 All right, I'm gonna get back and brief the department. 923 00:43:39,75 --> 00:43:40,76 Do you want me to drive you to your car? 924 00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:41,285 No. Yes. 925 00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:43,371 We'll meet you back there in a bit. 926 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:44,580 Okay. 927 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,624 Why are we not getting the hell out of here? 928 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,334 Because my theory is half-baked, Gus. 929 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,02 Something isn't sitting right with me. 930 00:43:50,86 --> 00:43:51,879 You know what's not sitting right with me, Shawn? 931 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:54,382 Being stuck in a tiny town with no phone access 932 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,883 and all white people. Let's go. 933 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:00,680 Now where are you going? 934 00:44:05,59 --> 00:44:06,561 If we leave now, I'll let you play the theme 935 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,604 to Weird Science over and over in the car. What do you say? 936 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:10,857 That's happening regardless. This way. 937 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:23,494 Here is the most recent Dual Spires yearbook. 938 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,124 Maudette was the one emailing us. 939 00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:29,333 That makes no sense. 940 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:31,377 Why would the killer lure detectives to the scene 941 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,587 and then start feeding them clues? 942 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:35,715 Because she didn't kill Paula, Gus. 943 00:44:37,08 --> 00:44:38,384 I'm never gonna leave this town. 944 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:39,468 She suspected foul play 945 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:40,803 and knew she'd be the prime suspect 946 00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:43,139 if anyone found out about her relationship with Randy. 947 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,974 So she started snooping around on her own, 948 00:44:45,57 --> 00:44:47,977 discovered the drowning seven years ago in Santa Barbara. 949 00:44:48,60 --> 00:44:49,604 Found us on the Internet. 950 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:50,897 So who killed Paula Merral? 951 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,107 | don't know, but we're gonna find out. 952 00:44:58,654 --> 00:44:59,655 Gus, stop messing around. 953 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,282 I'm not, Shawn. 954 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,119 Shawn? Yes, Gus. 955 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:06,829 Something's burning. 956 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:08,664 | see that. 957 00:45:10,82 --> 00:45:11,626 Help us! Somebody help us. 958 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,836 We're stuck in this tiny room! 959 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,379 Help us! Let us out! 960 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,427 Do something! 961 00:45:21,844 --> 00:45:23,554 I'm trying! I'm all ears! 962 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:26,641 Email Lassiter, your dad or Juliet! 963 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:28,59 Oh, that's good. 964 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,728 Where were these dope ideas three minutes ago? 965 00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:35,900 | knew it! Surge protectors serve no purpose whatsoever! 966 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,69 Shawn, we're gonna die in this tiny, stupid room. 967 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:41,239 Gus, don't be the scream from Holding Back the Years. 968 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,324 You're right, though. This could be it for us. 969 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:44,992 Man, we are gonna burn! 970 00:45:45,76 --> 00:45:46,244 | Know. 971 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:56,712 No, wait, wait! Who are you? 972 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:58,506 (BOTH SCREAMING) 973 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,09 Gus! 974 00:46:03,52 --> 00:46:04,595 (COUGHING) 975 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,189 Father Westley. Thank God you were here, literally. 976 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,775 We were about to be Wicker Men, How did you find us? 977 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:18,901 | just had faith. 978 00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:20,987 Really? (CHUCKLES) No, boys. 979 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,864 | just got to town, | saw the fire, 980 00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:26,617 | saw the tandem bicycle outside. It all added up. 981 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,828 But how did you know we were in trouble in the first place? 982 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:31,289 You hung up on me when | was transcribing the Latin, Shawn. 983 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:32,832 | just (COUGHS) | got excited. 984 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:34,208 | took one little step to the left. 985 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:37,920 And that girl, Paula. She felt she was in danger. She was afraid. 986 00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:40,214 Which led me to be afraid for the two of you. 987 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:41,924 And, honestly, | owed you one anyway 988 00:46:42,08 --> 00:46:43,759 because of that whole exorcism thing. 989 00:46:44,677 --> 00:46:46,387 What happened to your hair? 990 00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:48,889 Oh. Yeah, it was an ill-advised attempt 991 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:51,475 to cover up some gray that went terribly awry. 992 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:55,104 But technically, Sister Rita's to blame. 993 00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:57,898 She's the one that did my hair. 994 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:02,320 Guys, get in. We don't have much time. 995 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:03,612 You have a car? What gives? 996 00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:04,739 Why should we trust you? 997 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,282 You probably shouldn't, but if you stay here 998 00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:07,575 you're gonna be sitting ducks for whoever it was 999 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,35 that tried to burn you guys alive. 1000 00:47:09,118 --> 00:47:11,162 I'll explain everything at the cabin. Get in. 1001 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,637 Have a seat, I'll make a fire. 1002 00:47:31,98 --> 00:47:33,768 All right, we're listening. 1003 00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:37,563 My great grandfather founded Dual Spires. That's him there. 1004 00:47:39,23 --> 00:47:40,483 | might have guessed that one. 1005 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,818 After World War | ended, 1006 00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:45,654 he'd seen the absolute worst in man. 1007 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,490 He decided to settle here 1008 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:49,825 with two other soldiers from his squadron and their families. 1009 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,370 | was wrong, it isn't Witness. This is The Village. 1010 00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:54,538 The Village was a ridiculous film. 1011 00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:57,792 “Those we do not speak of." Remember all that nonsense? 1012 00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,835 It's always been the responsibility 1013 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,545 of the three leaders of the families 1014 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,714 to watch over the town and its best interests. 1015 00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:08,344 Try to understand, their intentions were SO pure. 1016 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,138 Create a community that wouldn't be subjected 1017 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:12,807 to the horrors that they lived through. 1018 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:15,643 And it worked for 40 years. 1019 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,937 Dual Spires was perfect, until... 1020 00:48:18,20 --> 00:48:20,689 The great sawmill fire of '58. 1021 00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,33 It was arson. 1022 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,953 A drifter, who had been in town doing odd jobs. 1023 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:35,913 Eight people burned to death. 1024 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:39,625 After that, we became insulated. 1025 00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:42,02 Looked at all outsiders as a threat. 1026 00:48:42,86 --> 00:48:44,463 Like Paula. She was afraid. 1027 00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:47,07 She thought she was being watched. Even followed. 1028 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,759 She was. 1029 00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:51,470 Which is why Michelle and | were supportive of her decision to leave. 1030 00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:53,13 1031 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:56,308 We loved her so much. 1032 00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:58,561 We just wanted her to be happy. 1033 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:05,776 Did Paula ever know that you were her father? 1034 00:49:09,738 --> 00:49:10,781 Yes. 1035 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,408 | had to tell her, in order to get her 1036 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:13,617 to come here in the first place. 1037 00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:15,411 What about your wife? 1038 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,329 Did she know you had an affair with her sister? 1039 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,706 No. 1040 00:49:19,81 --> 00:49:20,583 She never will. 1041 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:21,792 | think she's been through enough. 1042 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:27,298 You know, for a town that prides itself on honesty and do-goodedness, 1043 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:29,49 you have a lot of skeletons in your closet. 1044 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,469 Judge not, that ye may be judged, Gus. 1045 00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:34,13 Although, | must say, in this case, 1046 00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:36,348 it's pretty messed up. 1047 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:43,481 | Know who killed Paula Merral. 1048 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:48,736 Sheriff, you can put the gun down. 1049 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,988 This is Father Westley. He saved us. 1050 00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,781 My hair doesn't normally look like this. 1051 00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:55,75 ANDREW: Bless me father, for | have sinned. 1052 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,745 But I'm afraid | can't put away this gun. 1053 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,372 No, | Suppose you can't. 1054 00:50:01,40 --> 00:50:02,374 You see, the other two families 1055 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,543 that settled this town were the Jacksons 1056 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,129 and the Goodens, am | right? 1057 00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:11,08 And as its other two leaders, you panicked 1058 00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:14,178 when you caught wind that the evil Paula 1059 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:15,763 was running away with Randy. 1060 00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:17,640 | mean, without the Cinnamon King, 1061 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:20,142 who would lead over future generations? 1062 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:22,186 The good doctor can't conceive. 1063 00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:26,148 The Barkers didn't have a Child of their own, 1064 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,609 which means Randy is the only direct descendent 1065 00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,28 to protect Dual Spires and your way of life. 1066 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:34,823 Especially now that the sheriff is dying of cancer. 1067 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:38,369 | Know he's hurting, but he won't talk to me. 1068 00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:40,704 The two of you wielded all the power necessary 1069 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:43,207 to kill Paula and make it look like an accident. 1070 00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:45,251 And you would have gotten away with it too, 1071 00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:47,753 if Maudette hadn't sent those emails. 1072 00:50:48,87 --> 00:50:50,923 But even that was nothing a little rope couldn't take care of. 1073 00:50:51,06 --> 00:50:52,216 Isn't that right, sheriff? 1074 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:54,760 You truly are amazing. 1075 00:50:55,52 --> 00:50:56,804 But you shouldn't have come here. 1076 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:58,889 Our business was not your concern. 1077 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:01,642 Your business is murder. 1078 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:05,896 Her death, though tragic, saves our future. 1079 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:08,691 You killed my little girl. 1080 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,694 What about us? 1081 00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:14,238 Honestly, far less tragic. 1082 00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:16,365 We barely know you. 1083 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:19,785 I'm in my own special category. Right? 1084 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,453 Really, father? 1085 00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:25,332 Freeze! Drop it, now. 1086 00:51:27,01 --> 00:51:28,02 How did you find us? 1087 00:51:28,85 --> 00:51:30,379 Oh, miracles happen every day, Gus. 1088 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:31,672 This is a miracle? 1089 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,592 No, | called the detectives before | came to town. 1090 00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:36,260 You sly old dog. 1091 00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:39,763 We ran into Jack, and he led us here. 1092 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:41,849 They thought this place was a secret. 1093 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:44,476 I've photographed every single inch of this town. 1094 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:45,769 Ah, good work, son. 1095 00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:48,272 We're over here. 1096 00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:51,817 Oh, Jack. 1097 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:54,403 GUS: Yo! SHAWN Now, Jack, really... 1098 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:56,238 It's brighter than the sun. GUS: Enough. Enough. 1099 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,84 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1100 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:20,721 It's nice to finally have some alone time. 1101 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,222 It is. 1102 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:24,600 Though, you know, we're not really alone, Shawn. 1103 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:27,686 You were not lying about the pie, Burton. 1104 00:52:28,20 --> 00:52:29,521 It's heavenly. Right? 1105 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,482 Now on to Ecclesiastes. 1106 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:32,900 It's one of my favorites. Hmm? 1107 00:52:33,67 --> 00:52:35,569 Couldn't blow off a priest, I'm pretty sure that's a Sin. 1108 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:39,531 It's not so much Gus, and Father Westley, and Carlton. 1109 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,496 That is a damn fine cup of cider. 1110 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,415 It's the other people. 1111 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:52,544 Three cinnamon pies, please. 1112 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,354 (RANDY BARKING) 1113 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:19,655 (BARKING) 1114 00:53:20,30 --> 00:53:21,532 (CONTINUES BARKING) 1115 00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:24,451 What do you say we get out of here? I'm in.